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A new store opened up at our mall. Unfortunately they do not have what I was looking for.
Anonymous asked: you really love male eevees huh
I just love Eevee’s and I’ve only found one female so far. She’s staying in the box until I get an everstone.
Are you going to have a single female Eevee with a harem of various male Eeveelutions?
No, they’re going to keep the mother eevee an eevee as she takes care of all her eeveelution children
sometimes I’m confused by the trope of people fighting in a funhouse and being unable to tel the difference between a real person and a mirror but then I remember I once ran into a mirror yelling “wrong way wrong way wrong way!” because I didn’t realize I was looking at my own reflection
Blind superhero gains comic book style X-Ray vision, gaining perfect 20/20 vision but only of things that are behind another thing.
Wear a pair of opaque glasses.
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pembrokewkorgi asked: big round booties
I think you mean soft flesh pillows.
NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS
do u ever see a headcanon you dont like and then have to manhandle it into a headcanon that you DO like