someone: *announces that they have low standards*
me in 0.2 seconds sliding into the seat beside them with an eyebrow raised, a rose in my mouth, and 3 tears in my left eye: hey there :)
(via obnoxious-unicorn)
me: doc i’m sick
doctor *handing me skateboard*: prove it
(via obnoxious-unicorn)
an italian beauty advisor: Mama mia! Hair grease!
someone reading aloud the names of all the musicals i have on dvd: Mama mia! Hair grease!
How come Phineas and Ferb, a show with the same thing every episode, had 222 episodes, but 80 episodes of Wander Over Yonder is “enough?”
Simple, they had massive ratings for years on The Disney Channel.
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the hidden mist village isn’t actually mist its vape everyone in the mist village vapes
True story: I actually have a friend who does cloud comps that wears a village hidden in the mist headband every time he competes.
(via hollllow)
Anonymous asked: mod Sk is the zodiac killer
whoops. i’ve been caught.
- Mod SK
Mod SK 2016
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Pokémon Origins Addresses Gym Leaders
To bad you can’t go back and challenge the leaders again and fight them when they give it their all
You could in HGSS.
you could do a lot of things in HG SS LIKE HAVE YOUR POKEMON FOLLOW YOU WHY THE FUCK DID THEY TAKE THAT OUT
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- shitty graphic design
- killing papyrus in undertale
- vladimir lenin dismantling the worker’s soviets in the so-called “soviet union”
- 2008 memes
- running out of kleenex and having to use a really rough napkin to wipe your nose
- being forced to give positive feedback on badly written essays
- caitlyn jenner’s support for ted cruz
- this blog
- not reblogging my posts
- frozen vegetables
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