Silver Tongue

Mar 06

mushroom-just-one:
Why is there a Mario 64 glitch called brutal death

holy fuck that’s why

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open rp

classystarman:
enemy-stand:
“Tell Yoshi bedtime story now.”
“There’s no time. This is your story.”

My coworker better show up or else they’re going to have no driver after 8 cuz I’m not closing tonight because I’ve been here all day with no break

matthejew:

holy fucking shit

(Source: matthejew-blog, via thetimeisneveright)

britishgentlelady:

tbh all i want is a movie where trump wins the election and the other candidates have to team up and go back in time to stop him but along the way jeb bush realizes his dream to dance and ted cruz goes rogue and becomes the zodiac killer

(Source: teapopu, via thetimeisneveright)

Steven: garnet what was your wedding like
garnet: what's a wedding
Steven, on the phone: dad how quickly can you become an ordained minister

omg-humor:

I love Calvin’s mom’s reaction in the last panel

(via pembrokewkorgi)

bugeyedfreaks:

synkling:
the powerpuff girls’ reboot is lookin’ great
Holy shit, you’re not kidding. I thought it was just an edit but this is actually real!
EDIT: IT GETS WORSE. HER LEG.

(via bloodsbane)

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ssj14goku:

me thinking: i wonder what the least humanoid looking animal to make a fursona would be. probably sponges. sponges are technically an animal. has anyone ever made a sponge furso- wait a minute

(Source: bidoof, via bloodsbane)