Silver Tongue

Mar 06

silver-tongues-blog asked: The entire Shrek soundtrack

bloodsbane:

ur fukin right mate

I have Shrek on the mind. I watched the second one last night

prozelda:

how am i supposed to be a fun and zesty socializer on tumblr if the fucking replies are still gone. how am i supposed to make casual remarks that slowly lead to friendship

(Source: bardapologist, via bloodsbane)

If the second coming of Jesus happen, would he be Jewish or Christian?

scraps-is-busy:

Okay, but what if Female Scraps turned others into rubber pool toys instead of plushies? 

Rubber Female Scraps.

(via scraps-is-busy)

lygerzero14:

gamblegroomps:

kklhobbs:

Danny confirmed to be a muppet…

…Audrey is a very perceptive young lady.

the laugh that came out of my mouth, could not have been human

(Source: zombie6queen6, via bloodsbane)

flockwork:

honestly, most people who get turned into monsters in fiction are like OH NOOOOO WHAT HAVE I BECOME I AM HIDEOUS I MUST HIDE MYSELF AWAY but if someone were to change me into a monster that would be preferable like hell fucking yeah, my four eyes and six limbs don’t need to pay fucking taxes anymore bitch i’m out

(via bloodsbane)

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suddenlypoly:

One good thing about polyamory is every night can be a slumber party.

Every.

Night.

(via bloodsbane)

drawendo:

Quick comic thing

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