I love wanky high-concept indie games as much as the next person, but there are definitely certain pitfalls not attendant to other genres. I was just playing a narrative platformer where the graphics horribly glitched out halfway through level four, and it took me like twenty minutes to realise it wasn’t supposed to look like that.
“So did the video codec conk out, or am I being invited to contemplate my own inner darkness?”
When I saw this article I was like this is what happens when you build something in the Sims for the first time but don’t quite have a grasp of the scale. You start with a big box and fill it with rooms. Then you move a Sim in and it takes them two hours to go from the front door to the refrigerator.
I didn’t know something as terrifying as this could count as a house
