Silver Tongue

Mar 05

I wanted to draw an older asriel. Fat asriel is best asriel

• shrek one: BEST
• shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
• shrek three: bad
• shrek four: bad

ask-wiggles:

Yesss shelf did originate from a silly typo (and his first interaction with shelf was an apology as well, ehehehehe

I can’t claim to have had to planned from the beginning- I’m not that good- but I’ve had this idea for at least a year. This post was when it was most obvious- first time Sombra shut Uber away for the right reason, so the Crystal Princess shone through a little brighter. >3 

Though it does make older posts a little more hilarious. Or make more sense?

blurryselfie:

Confirmed.

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rustybuttholes:

kaalashnikov:

luxuryofconviction:

luginub:

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

tragically beautiful.

do you live in Toronto because this might have been me about 2 hours ago jumping down from a fence dressed as Bro Strider

(Source: vasuki-blog, via )

gluttonace:

Main Characters

(Source: hollllow)

batter-sempai:

luxicorps:

i want toriel to have a nice little homey house off of a dirt road somewhere but close by enough that she and frisk could walk to school if the car breaks down

i want mettaton to have a penthouse suite he shares with napstablook and the elevator man is so nice to blooky, he takes the elevator instead of floating through the floor to chat with his buddy

i want papyrus and sans to have a 3 bedroom apartment with games and movies and consoles pilled so high in the living room, and where they’ve gone all out with decorating the guest bedroom for when frisk/alphys/undyne decides to crash for the night

i want asgore to have a happy little (maybe not so little (maybe really really big)) cabin in the woods with a massive library stuffed with fairy tales and history books, and a greenhouse around the back where he has a thousand different flowers to love and care for

i want alphys and undyne to finally get up the courage to get a townhouse with a big basement for science, a reinforced kitchen for cooking experiments, and a living room full of anime trash to enjoy

i want muffet to own a whole city. the whole damn thing. good job, muffet.

A city of SPIDERS.

(via epic-divorceman)

bevendre:

Cowponies gaining udders upon reaching full physical maturity (Rarity would develop one shortly as the magic finishes its work on her), yay or nay?

I say yay

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