Silver Tongue

Oct 08

I’m gonna finally reveal my fetish

nicejewishguy:

jiqqler:

rqindrops:

jiqqler:

nicejewishguy:

It’s love

Mike you’re into piss and we all know it

mike: cancer, pisces, aquarius, scorpio, gemini, sagittarius 

jiqqler: aries, leo, taurus, capricorn, virgo, libra

he’s a scorpio and I’m a capricorn so I fully sign off on this judgement

I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD GET ME A GIFT GOD DAMN IT

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bloodsbane:

hyper-masculinity is… dumb

(and bad)

ar-lasa-mala-revas:

where-the-shit-is-my-art-pencil:

a witch cursed andrew hussie so that if he ever finished homestuck it would come true. he stalled for as long as he possibly could, but now that it’s over america is being terrorized by sinister clowns and the threat of reality tv stars in public office while the ice caps slowly melt. When Hiveswap comes out the meteors will start falling. 

It’s true, I was the witch

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YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKIGN JOKE?

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fr0stedlips:

polar-bite:

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

RETAIL

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE

@rosexknight

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humming-the-bassline:
“
me looking at this pic: what if i drew this as shadow
”

humming-the-bassline:

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me looking at this pic: what if i drew this as shadow

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