Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.
I’m not even sorry
never forget
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how many men who say they’re in the friendzone are actually in the “I was just nice to him because I felt bad for him but now he’s getting all clingy and manipulative to the point that he is making me regret basic human kindness which I feel really guilty about but I just want to be free from this nightmare” zone
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the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles
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THE HORROR!!!
Lets do one of these. may do 3 of these, may do five, it depends.
This is permanent weight by the way.
1 Like = 1 pound
1 Reblog = 3 pounds
Since these are cartoon horses, we’ll make it easy and go by human weight.
Starting weight = 100 pounds
Added Weight = 1300 pounds
Lets keep it going!
Total Weight = 1400 poundsAdded Weight = 800 pounds
Total Weight = 2200 poundsFor this last picture, lets do something nuts. whatever weight she gains after this, I’ll double.
Think she’s had enough?
Added Weight = 900 pounds x2 = 1800 pounds
Total Weight = 4000 poundsShe’s a two ton’er now, a massive pile of lipids.
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Trust me, Sheeny has been there, done that, and has not dyed her hair since 2012 because it’s now falling out.
I’ll make bald beautiful again
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UM? SO MY SISTER JUST HAD A SPAM ADVERTISEMENT POP UP ON HER AND
METTATON IS BEING USED AS A SPAM BOT I AM DYING HOLY HELL
MTT-Brand viruses.
MTT-Brand clickbait
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Huh, I wonder what Alphys would look like without her glasses-
nvm
I forgot the best one
