Silver Tongue

Oct 08

Bar scene in horror film

• Protagonist: (mentions local urban legend)
• Bar band: (stops playing)
• Everyone: (goes quiet)
• Me, not noticing the silence and continuing loudly in the background: So yeah apparently now it's "unacceptable" to scrub your ballsac in a public bathroom

b-onnefoy:

mutual: *tags me in something* 

me: 

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I just realized something

gamerphobic:

wantonlywindswept:

jellyfishnerdartist:

Above: Tenchcoat with weird shoulderpad things and no sleeves plus weird belt things

Above: ALSO a trenchcoat with weird shoulderpad thingies and no sleeves and weird belt things

CONCLUSION: Gabriel stole Jacks look and made it emo

It’s the same if you go the other way, too!

Above: no-nonsense close-fitting outfit with little obvious armoring, heavy boots, weird belt things, and further ordnance at right hip.

Above: a no-nonsense close-fitting outfit with little obvious armoring, heavy boots, weird belt things, and further ordnance at right hip.

So basically, the two dramatic edgelords effectively copied each other’s outfit after they died.

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Ask my troll some shit. Delphi is bored.

blindbirdnerd:

just-shower-thoughts:

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

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• ppl: ur so talented i wish i could draw
• me: ive been practicing for ten years
• ppl: no but like... ur talented
• me: no ive been practicing for ten years

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snout:

@lumnch

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