Silver Tongue

Oct 08

sailorbryant:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

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chefpyro:

Good thing at the bus station: pigeon who approaches me and eats the crumbs of the sandwich I just ate

Bad thing at the bus station: person who approaches me and tries to hand me a pamphlet about some bullshit I don’t care about, then acts like I’m the asshole when I turn it down

Moral of the story: birds good, people bad

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brittsart:
“ I love Garnet’s eyes!
”

brittsart:

I love Garnet’s eyes! 

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bevendre:

At work and web skype looks to be down for some reason.  If anyone wants to chat I’ll still be on tumblr

what abotu web discord?

Oct 07

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temperamentaljudgement:
“ now we have the whole set of fucking nerditude
enjoy
”

temperamentaljudgement:

now we have the whole set of fucking nerditude

enjoy

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