Silver Tongue

Dec 27

tikkunolamorgtfo:
“oneshortdamnfuse:
“dandelion-witch:
“I remember my package including how many texts I could send per month before I got charged extra & texting all my friends with my last few texts that I was out for the month & to call or aim...

tikkunolamorgtfo:

oneshortdamnfuse:

dandelion-witch:

I remember my package including how many texts I could send per month before I got charged extra & texting all my friends with my last few texts that I was out for the month & to call or aim me

I never texted because we didn’t have a lot of money and stories about teens owing thousands of dollars in texting fees regularly made it onto the national news.

How quickly they forget:

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(Source: blacktwittercomedy, via rosexknight)

dontmeantobepoliticalbut:

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Two Headlines, a day apart

(via rockboci)

thedenofravenpuff:

clatterbane:

quill-of-thoth:

thedreadvampy:

eksterllently-weird:

whitegodiva:

constant-diablerie:

forget your zodiac, tell me how the gävle goat was damaged in the year you were born

Burned halfway into December.

It survived! (protected by taxis)

is that an auspicious omen or…?

Two goats were constructed, both burned on the same night. (The 8th) A replacement goat burnt on the 20th, and the goat committee was formed.

Collapsed, or “yet another unknown fate”, depending on the source.

It survived.

Twas the year gamblers for the first time could bet on its fate with English bookmakers.

burned! the guy got arrested while setting fire to it!

thesnarksarereal:

dykecharlie:

tiktoks-for-thiccthots:

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When women write the mental breakdown:

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(via bloodsbane)

mikkeneko:

aradiamegido:

aradiamegido:

homestuck was right there should be different kinds of relationships beyond the confines just friends and parters

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by God, you’re right

it has never once failed to amuse me that andrew hussie, by his own account, set out to try to describe a system of interpersonal dynamics so convoluted and obscure that they would signal to his audience that the people engaging in them were, indeed, truly alien in thought

and not only  his audience but a big chunk of people who never even read homestuck looked at this chart and said “no, yeah, that looks right”

(via bloodsbane)

zsnes:

(pulls out my 9ct gold victorian temperance charm with pop out bone devil)

“mikey what should i order?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

(puts 9ct gold victorian temperance charm with pop out bone devil back in pocket)

“uh-ah, combo with fries please.”

(via bloodsbane)

turing-tested:

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nofacednerd:

viostormcaller:

posts-from-a-darker-timeline:

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I swear to GOD op–

oh OH okay this is one of them read op’s url first situations

with all the crazy shit in 2020 i had no reason to suspect this was false

kineticpenguin:

writing-prompt-s:

Legendary weapons always change form to reflect their user regardless of their original designs, with common forms in the past being swords of pure light, spears of diamond and bows of pure gold. The man before you has a rusty butter knife, but it emanates an unmistakable aura of power

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(via rosexknight)

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