If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.
What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”
U know when avatar does that thing where it flashes back to a childhood memory of a character and then focuses on their face and fades back in on them at the same angle but older and changed……. gets me every time
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!
Thank you all for successfully breaking my heart!!!! Well done everyone if anyone needs me I’ll be off Coping with this collection of images
big oof.
Excuse me @aucatgirl but how am I supposed to deal with these tags 😭
What she means: Clark asks Malfina the Demon Witch to make him the 3rd happiest man in Connecticut and agree to marry him. Who are these two happier men? What man, let alone men, could have more happiness than a man (who, let’s be honest, is a solid 4) that has the joy and privilege to marry a hot demon giantess with a heart of gold that could vaporize all detractors?
I have been to Connecticut. Euphoria is in short supply there, so suspending disbelief for this narrative is a struggle.
I am delighted by the number of seperate comments on this saying that the two happiest men in Connecticut are married to each other
Hogarth Hughes from Iron Giant is fucking iconic,,,,,,. This kid gave a government agent laxatives and he.. this fuckin guy shits himself in the woods all damn day while hogarth plays with his giant robot. its like i raised him myself
does this look like a kid who gives a single fucking crusty damn? fuck no. Hogarth Hughes. fucking legend.
Imagine being the opponent, top of game one of the best in the world, making eye contact as you pass the leader of the race who stopped for some ducks, only to have that same person eclipse you by 30 fucking seconds before you reach the finish line. You would never get in a boat again.
After Henry’s death, his younger brother Charles becomes heir apparent and is crowned King Charles I in 1625.
Charles I is unpopular with the English Puritans for a number of reasons, including his marriage to a Catholic. Many of them emigrate to America, including Mary Folger in 1635.
Folger settles in Massachusetts and her grandson, Benjamin Franklin, is born there in 1706.
Franklin travels to Philadelphia in 1722, and finds work with Samuel Keimer, founder of the Pennsylvania Gazette. Franklin purchases the business from Keimer in 1729.
Under Franklin, the Gazette becomes one of the most popular newspapers in America. In 1821, it is rebranded as the Saturday Evening Post.
In 1927, the Post prints a cartoon from 23 year old illustrator Theodor Geisel. Encouraged by this success, Geisel moves to New York City that same year, and becomes a published cartoonist.
Geisel takes the pen name of Dr Seuss and publishes the children’s book, The Lorax, in 1971.
The Lorax is adapted into a feature film in 2012, gains a following on tumblr, and we all know what transpires.
