Client: Question
about the [PROJECT 1] videos you’re working on for us. We were wondering if
it’s possible for you to add a couple of [PROJECT 2] videos to the list of
videos you’re doing.
Me: Well, we
can certainly do that. But you should know that PROJECT 2] has some different
requirements, so I can’t promise the time and cost will be the same.
Client: Because
[PROJECT 2] is easier, right?
Me: Honestly,
I think it’s more involved than what we’ve already done.
Client: But
you told us [PROJECT 1] was easy!
Me: Well
yeah, it was.
Client: [PROJECT
1] is basically the same as [PROJECT 2], what’s the problem?
Me: There’s
no problem, it’s just that they aren’t the same project and they have different
requirements. I’m not saying we can’t do the second project, I’m saying I don’t
know in advance that will cost the same. I can definitely assess the costs if
you want to explore it, but I just wanted to let you know upfront that it might
be a more involved process.
Client: I
can’t believe this. You told me [PROJECT 1] was no problem.
Me: It
wasn’t! And there’s no problem with [PROJECT 2], it’s just has different
requirements!
Client: Bottom
line, can you do [PROJECT 2] or can’t you?
here comes a funy new series! its a COMEDY and we have BOTHvarieties of grown up joke!
it has SEX JOKE and WEED JOKE.
ha ha its great! also its about CHARACTERSstanding still in a ROOM telling these jokes! yeah, you heard me ;) theres no animation at all other than walk cycles and lipsyncing because we didnt actually want to pay the animators!
hha ha, literally why did we even pay someone to animate this when we could’ve just filmed ourselves drunk on our cellphones?
this show is exactly like a 5 panel sunday newspaper comic but we put it on tv and it lasts for 30 minutes and theres also 5 seasons.
I love how everybody’s saying that one new Pokemon starter is “too edgy” because it has a black/red color scheme
‘Cause if that’s all it takes to classify something as edgy then…
Crawling in my skiiiiiiin
You mean like this?
I’ve been played like a damn fiddle
Or these?
There’s some pretty edgy Mickey comics out in the world
And not to mention the games.
I’m sure you guys remember that wii game, epic mickey. And if you don’t, let me give you a rundown.
In epic mickey -thanks to a certain mischeif caused by the mouse- a demon of paint and thinner is unleashed in a land of scrapped concepts, unloved characters and forgotten concepts created by Yen Sid out of paint (so it HEAVILY affects them that a giant jar of thinner was dropped on this place), turning the copycat of Disneyland for retired cartoons into the Wasteland, a place of depression and constant danger.
So, years passed and mickey forgot about what he did to the place (he only thought of it as a scale replica of an amusement park, he didn’t knew it was an actual living world), but he was eventually dragged into the land by the demon because after achieving fame, he has the key to leaving the wasteland: a heart that represents your viewership, if you don’t have a heart you can’t leave since it means you’re forgotten.
Now stuck on the wasteland and after adquiring a magical paintbrush (one that uses both paint and thinner to affect the land and the people living in it), the game presents morality options:
Either you become the goody two shoes of the more modern family-friendly cartoons by painting everything and generally helping the people by refusing to use thinner.
OOOOR you can be a jerk and use thinner to erase everything in your path, they’re forgotten characters, who cares if they die or are unhappy, right?.
Now, here’s the funny thing, when mickey uses thinner the most (the evil option of the game) some paint oozes and scatters from his body as he moves around but he still retains his very much iconic appearence.
The creators of the game originally intended for mickey to become more sinester looking, monster-like even.
Meet scrapper mickey, actual concept art for the game. Hilariously -in a game about scrapped and forgotten concepts- THIS was scrapped, mostly because disney said no, we ain’t doing this, please stop.
AND IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH another concept art suggested an alternate form of scrapper mickey, in which he apparently absorbed paint and thinner from the demon when he was dragged into wasteland:
So recently I came across a fellow artist who was struggling to find a free art program, and considering dropping the large amount of money for a Photoshop license. I know not everyone can afford such an expensive program, so I’ve compiled a list of programs with no cost to download and use.
Keep in mind all computers are different, so not all will work for everyone. Also, I’ve only ever used Windows, so for the most part, I’m not sure if everything will work for Mac. if in doubt check the website linked.
If you know more free programs, please add onto this!
OpenToonz has made many improvements since it’s initial release! (Windows & Mac)
Medibang Paint is a comic drawing software forked from FireAlpaca mentioned earlier in this post, and is available for mobile devices as well! (Windows, Mac, iOS, Android)
easy i’ll pick the orange pill. then master the art of being an alchemist then create these pills with my bare hands and then take them all then i’ll be immortal and unstoppable
i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people
what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day. like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.
i would enjoy that immensely
there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment
This is how low-tier supervillains start.
“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an asshole.”
