Silver Tongue

Feb 29

Anonymous asked: Register now at your local supermarket for our rewards card. It will save you 10% on FUCKING GODDAMN BULLSHIT FUCK

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JENNIFER DUMPED ME

I once murdered a guy named steve. I refuted that I had anyhting to do with it but the police said “wait wait wait wait wait… then why are you STANDING OVER THE DEAD BODY!?”

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Make Donald Drumpf! -

I love john oliver

aumonique:
“ Can we appreciate how cute Google is today?!
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aumonique:

Can we appreciate how cute Google is today?! 

(Source: aumonique, via taffybuns)

levesque:

i can’t believe i’ve been on this website long enough to witness the birth and death of the leonardo dicaprio oscar meme.

(via thetimeisneveright)

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guiltyhipster:

misscheetahroo:

guiltyhipster:

TV show idea: 

Baby boomers have to switch life situations with a millennial for a year. The millennial gets to live in their house (which they paid off like thirty or forty years ago) and work at their job that provides a good salary and benefits. The baby boomer has to live in the millennial’s shitty, overpriced apartment and struggle to pay rent and work a minimum wage part-time job as well as an unpaid internship in their (the baby boomer’s) field. 

The show can be called Switching Cribs and every time the baby boomer throws a tantrum a little cartoon of a baby crying appears in the corner of the screen. 

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Fund it.

With what money

I’m a millennial 

(Source: guilty-as-battery-charged, via robustquestioner)