Silver Tongue
Feb 28
a-fearsome-artisan :
Morty drew a self portrait in the November 15th issue of the Washington Post.
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sharky-head :
maxice8 :
renegadebusiness :
sharky-head :
esports2k14 :
meta6 :
esports2k14 :
a gun that shoots smaller guns
and the smaller guns shoot knives
Do the knives explode?
Where can I buy?
For a limited time only
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ragesyndrome :
ragesyndrome :
i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??
my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic
I just remembered that Prof. Quarral was rumored to keep garlic in his turban due to instances with vampires and they started because of the smell. I can totally believe that voldemort was eating garlic while on the back of someones head.
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neckwear :
neckwear :
this denim meme is so ridiculous but nothing can top
JEAN VAL-JEAN
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Joey Waggoner:
I still don't get that whole River was born to kill the Doctor thing
Joey Waggoner:
Even when they explained it I was like "....What?"
Jitters:
you know why you were like "what?"
Jitters:
because they only dealt with it
Jitters:
in one
Jitters:
fucking
Jitters:
episode
Cooper(Crafty):
yep
Joey Waggoner:
Also I thought that it was a bit too dark
Jitters:
and instantly fixed it in said episode
Jitters:
fuck it woulda been cool if she just, y'know, stayed that way
Jitters:
an actual enemy
Jitters:
a threat
Jitters:
for a good while
Joey Waggoner:
I mean we have Amy give birth to River only to loose her only to get her back only to loose her again
Jitters:
before eventually realizing "wow I cant beat this guy, maybe I should learn more about him"
Jitters:
and then
Joey Waggoner:
And get her back a second later
Jitters:
she realizes after figuring him out more
Jitters:
"I think I love this man oh shit"
Jitters:
and then she has an existential crisis
Felipe:
she hates to love him
Felipe:
or more like she loves to hate him
Jitters:
and has to fight off the ones who raised her up
Jitters:
SEE I JUST WROTE A BETTER RIVER SONG IN 5 SECONDS
Jitters:
GOOD JOB MOFFAT
Jitters:
GOOD FUCKING JOB
Joey Waggoner:
Jitters why aren't you running Doctor Who?
Felipe:
*rises jitters hand* WHO WANTS THIS AS THE NEXT WRITER OF THE BBC?!
Jitters:
I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG COUNTRY
Joey Waggoner:
Can we please put you in charge
Jitters:
ohgod
Joey Waggoner:
we'll raise the money for you to move
Jitters:
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quartz-poker :
miss-sternennacht :
tumbledore- :
Finally, a political party we can all stand behind.
Just because it didn’t work in 1200 AD doesn’t mean it wouldn’t work now. It is time that we try strange women lying in ponds distributing swords. Every other system has failed.
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