Silver Tongue

May 02

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asmund-scion-of-ice:
“ timberwolf-manstab:
“ timberwolf-manstab:
“ tsaagan:
“I’m scared
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PADDLE TAIL PADDLE TAIL paddle tail!
Spinosaurus fossil tail suggests dinosaurs were swimmers after all
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PADDLE TAIL PADDLE TAIL PADDLE TAIL PADDLE TAIL...

asmund-scion-of-ice:

timberwolf-manstab:

timberwolf-manstab:

tsaagan:

I’m scared

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Originally posted by jjjjjjjjjjohn

PADDLE TAIL PADDLE TAIL paddle tail!

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PADDLE TAIL PADDLE TAIL PADDLE TAIL PADDLE TAIL PADDLE TAIL

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grand-arbiter-dovin-baan:
“ god-of-chainsaws:
“ katachrome:
“ mentalisttraceur-humor:
“ mentalisttraceur-humor:
“” ”
this is an extremely good joke format
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I wish I knew how to play chess
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grand-arbiter-dovin-baan:

god-of-chainsaws:

katachrome:

mentalisttraceur-humor:

mentalisttraceur-humor:

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this is an extremely good joke format

I wish I knew how to play chess

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abalonetea:

jillthecrazy1:

instructor144:

synonymforhappiness:

abalonetea:

magykaldealings:

abalonetea:

abalonetea:

okay, so today has been an absolute wild ride, but I wanted to make a post and share what’s happened with everyone here, because it’s kind of a big thing.

I went out with my mother this morning to get some Necessities from the store. on the way back to the house, we found one of the outdoor stray cat’s we’ve been feeding, Dahlia, on the side of the road. she’d been hit by a car and hadn’t made it.

as heartbroken as we were, there was a bigger issue.

four days ago, Dahlia had a litter of kittens in the stormage ditch just off the side of our property. 

pictured below, the ditch

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it’s about twenty inches around, and twenty foot long. the far end of the tunnel is crushed and inaccessible. the kittens? fifteen foot into the tunnel.

below is a series of pictures of me, crawling into said tunnel.

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second post with the rest of the story to come.

below is a picture my mother took from the outside of the tunnel.

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this is right before I went in so deep, the flashlight couldn’t make me out.

there were six kittens in total. unfortunately, due to the confined space of the tunnel, and how the kittens were hunkered, I could only get them out one at a time.

it took me almost a full two hours of army crawling in, and then army crawling backwards out of the tunnel, to collect all of the kittens.

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all six kittens, safe and accounted for! 

they’re four days old, and presently don’t have eyes or ears open.

third and final addition to come!

I’m glad you saved them but crawling into that tunnel looks terrifying

it absolutely was terrifying. I went in so deep, my mom couldn’t see me even with the flashlight. those kittens were not easy to reach!

we couldn’t stand the thought of them just staying in there and starving, though, and i was the only one small enough to fit in the drain!

This is what a hero looks like.

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AN UPDATE PLEASE

Of course! Currently, they are six days old. Several of them have started opening up their eyes! They’re all very healthy. I’ll be fostering them for six weeks, and then locating homes for them. Consider checking me out on patreon.com/abalonetea if you would like to support them, or follow along with the tag “Katies cat adventure” for daily pictures and updates!

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otherwindow:

otherwindow:

A desperate cleric slamming every healing spell so hard to bring someone back to life the ground is forced to grow plants and flowers around the body.

Decades later, guarded by a forest of roses and thorns, lies a corpse refusing to rot.

this is how dryads are made

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banishedquasiroyal:
“shit!!!! fuck!!!!! piss!!!!!!!!
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banishedquasiroyal:

shit!!!! fuck!!!!! piss!!!!!!!!

May 01

elierlick:
“There it is.
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elierlick:

There it is.

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silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

Heroes Shade: *sips coffee which flows out of his open ribcage onto the floor below. he slowly turns to the camera*

Heroes Shade: “I caused a genocide”

Heroes Shade: *catches a basketball from offscreen and tosses it elsewhere offscreen*
Heroes Shade: We subjugated the entirety of the gerudo race for the crimes of just three. Most of them were being mind controlled by the gerudo witches that raised their king who was but a puppet controlled by an ancient demons curse

Heroes Shade: *jumps onscreen and does a short fortnite dance*
Heroes Shade: I once obtained baby zoras that were kidnapped by pirates and I sold them to a shady pawn shop owner

silver-tongues-blog:

Heroes Shade: *sips coffee which flows out of his open ribcage onto the floor below. he slowly turns to the camera*

Heroes Shade: “I caused a genocide”

Heroes Shade: *catches a basketball from offscreen and tosses it elsewhere offscreen*
Heroes Shade: We subjugated the entirety of the gerudo race for the crimes of just three. Most of them were being mind controlled by the gerudo witches that raised their king who was but a puppet controlled by an ancient demons curse