Silver Tongue

Aug 21

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

odinoco:

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solwardenclyffe:

sindri42:

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colonelmagpie:

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colonelmagpie:

Evidence:

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Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

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Science!

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

you mean like

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@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

Elves are flat-earthers

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

This post really was a rollercoaster.

for elves it was a straight line

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demilypyro:

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i used this and it just made me a full-on girl instead, do not recommend

i mean… youre not a femboy so it worked

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silver-tongues-blog asked:

its a netflix series called centaurworld. its really really good

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

When I saw the trailer I thought it was a children’s show but now I think I may have been wrong

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I see your point but I don’t think having a whole scene where a main cast member is accosted for their interest in softcore merman erotica by exposing the intricate and extensive zines and body pillows they made qualifies as “hiding”

its surprisingly not a fetish show. basically the plot is that a horse from dark gritty world torn by war gets stuck in sickeningly cheerful world that leans in so hard that its uncanny valley

biomic:

this show is killing me

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Aug 20

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catboyphobic-deactivated2021021:

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Holding my laughter in so hard

I’m sorry who the FUCK tagged this as oshacore that is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

Laugh all you want, my man is visible in dark environments and unlikely to be struck by oncoming vehicles

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thatonenewdungeonmaster:

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-having money
-traveling anywhere
-wearing whatever you want

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