Silver Tongue

Oct 03

jwblogofrandomness:

I just rewatched the PowerPuff Girls episode “Equal Fights.” Unfortunately the episode is more true today than it was back when it first aired (I’m looking at you SJW).

Come on you guys, didn’t you learn anything from PPG?

obviously not. Radfems sent death threats to faust anc mccracken because they didn’t like the episode called them out.

HOW MUCH DOES A HUMAN COST?

buffel0305:

buffel0305:

They cost:

Water (35 L) + Carbon (20 kg) + Ammonia (4 L) + Lime (1.5 kg) + Phosphorous (800 g) + Salt (250 g) + Saltpeter (100 g) + Sulfur (80 g) + Fluorine (7.5 g) + Iron (5 g) + Silicon (3 g) + 15 other elements in trace amounts

Oh and don’t forget the taxes:

One arm + One leg + One little brother

IT’S THAT DAY OF THE YEAR AGAIN

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mbulteau:

churchyardgrim:

jpfinch1:

just-shower-thoughts:

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon

you made it better

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chipsprites:

Professor Elm: You can have this fire-breathing echidna, that eventually turns into a mighty volcanic beast, or perhaps this crocodile that evolves into a fearsome killing machine.

Me: No thanks, I think I’ll take this pear. :-)

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mynameisdavid23:

One half of tumblr today:

The other half of tumblr today:

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thesecondquincy:

arianracehorse:

314eater:

fahrenheit-469:

314eater:

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

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camalilium:

sageayanna:

kofangel:

poinko:

jasoncanty01:

superllama42:

superllama42:

champagne-zaddy:

fabulousjessie:

I found a Pokemon book at Toys R Us and…

This took a dark spin and I wasn’t ready

I looked this up and by “bike gang” they apparently meant literal bicycles.

Upon further research, James was in the same gang and had to use training wheels.

I was at first going to say “I thought every  one knew this” and then I remembered “Duh Not everyone is as old as me… “  T_T  god I’m old.

Dont gloss over the part where she also went to nursing school to become a Pokemon Center Nurse. She flunked out but made best friends with a Chansey! Basically everything in that blurb has happened at some point in the anime 

I don’t think the thing with her mom was though, that was released as a radio play. Madame Boss (Giovanni’s mother) Sent Jessie’s mom (in Japan known as Miyamoto) and tried to convince Mew to let her catch it by showing it a picture of Jessie

CAN WE FUCKIN DITCH ASH AND MAKE THESE 3 LOSERS THE MAIN PROTAGONISTS

So… the reason why Giovanni keeps Jesse around is because his mother ruined Jesse’s life by taking away her mother, and he feels guilty about it? 

It actually kinda makes sense,

I can’t believe Mew fucking murdered Jessie’s mom

I always love that giovanni was never a heartless mob boss. there are actually a few things he does care about. his persian, his guilt about what happened with jesse and stopping his own creation.

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