honestly one of the most friggin hilarious things about bob’s burgers is how drastically the scale of the story-lines fluctuates. like some episodes are so everyday, sit-com mundane; gene joins the cheerleading squad, tina goes on a date, linda gets another job, something funny happens at the school or the restaurant
but then some episodes are preposterously dramatic?? the family gets trapped on a crazy cruise ship or they have to fly and crash land a plane or mr fischoeder’s brother TIES BOB AND MR FISHOEDER TO THE PIER TO MURDER THEM SO HE CAN INHERIT AND SELL THE AMUSEMENT PARK
and you never know if you’re gonna get an episode where the plot revolves around a grill not working properly or, like, bob gets threatened by the mafia
when did we all just collectively switch from the term “internet fight” to “discourse” like i feel like that just kinda happened. i didn’t vote on this.
a tumblr Youth™: you got to get off the internet when you turn 21 bc i don’t like it
me:
Me who is 21 this year and grew up watching the internet expand:
You think the internet is your ally? You merely adopted it. I was born in it. Molded by it. I did not see fast internet until I was a teen but by then it was a slight convenience.
