Silver Tongue

Feb 25

quartz-poker:

cyrreblogs:

okmoxi:

rhapsodna:

He guard the buns

there are his buns

#in an unforseen turn of events it is the anaconda who’s got buns

Now my brain is going through 30 different versions of that joke, thanks. xD Maybe he finally found a hun with buns?

Originally posted by southernretardation

He’s gonna want his buns back

(Source: weirdnessisgood, via quartz-poker-deactivated2018120)

Anonymous asked: sun and moon is fake, it was created in a forum

enecoo:

the sun and moon are not fake, I can see them in the sky, you conspiracy theorist

charlesoberonn:

When someone’s a real wiseguy, but they made one fatal mistake

(via probablyfakeblonde)

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silver-tongues-blog:

john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty:

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

I fucking love the Explosm Random Comic Generator.

Sometimes they’re better than the actual comics themselves

also this gem is too good to not share

(via silver-tongues-blog)

john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty:

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

I fucking love the Explosm Random Comic Generator.

Sometimes they’re better than the actual comics themselves

(via )

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voiceofkiki:

themagicalworldsofband:

vertureoay:

the-doctor-who96:

ebind:

I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND AND NODDING ALONG AND THEN THEY ASK WHAT THE FUCK HE’S DOING THERE AND HE JUST CASUALLY JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW YELLING SOMETHING LIKE “SPIDEY CATCH ME” AND THEN YOU JUST HEAR A SPLAT AND HEAR HIM YELL “WHAT THE SHIT PARKER”

He has to be reheating a chimichanga though.

WHAT THE SHIT PARKER

I want this. I want him to also comment on how hes not even allowed to be in this franchise.

I don’t even want it to be Deadpool explicitly.  I just want Ryan Reynolds to walk past the camera at some point, say “Oops, wrong movie” and then run off screen.  You want your license-preserving Deadpool joke?  There ya go, Marvel.  Enjoy.

(via robustquestioner)

priceofliberty:

militarygradex:

tiffanarchy:

anarchoarachnidism:

tiffanarchy:

if you purchase a billboard with your face on it as part of your campaign for judge there is a 100% chance you’re a bad person

For the first half of this post I thought you were talking about the guy who bought out a billboard to advertise his new hat

that was a good use of money

Can someone please show me the guy that advertised his new hat

OH MY GOD CHECK OUT THE SITE THOUGH! IT CIRCLES BACK TO POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE

(via )

broadwayfangirl222:

When you’re on a boss level but your health is too low so you’re letting yourself die to restart the battle: 

But eventually realizing you ACTUALLY have a chance to defeat the boss:

(via the-nerdy-reindeer)