Silver Tongue

May 01

halfknife:

crustydingus:

vaulthunter:

This could be us

It’s our hole! It was made… for us!

(via rockboci)

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

zabiuki:

thebootydiaries:

quitclub:

thebootydiaries:

Lame ass bitch deserve to be snitch for that lame tweet. “Oh look at me, the Burger King sandwich bag thief, such rarity!” Foh

oh it s dat bitch who sued for “cat calling” lol

????? bicth that’s ME

was the hijab in the display picture the only thing that stood out to u …. not the …………… pregnant phineas …………

If “belonging” in America means that being with pregnant phineas is wrong then I don’t wanna be right

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adurot:

Facebook gave me an article of birb memes so I saved some and now I’m tagging @angrylittleburd

lil-sweet-star:

Just in case you guys didn’t know.

(via newbarrk)

marshalsbooty:

lip balm buddies huh

(via bloodsbane)

ryanglitter:

tophagentofchaos:

comradekatara:

comradekatara:

a concept: zuko waiting tables at the jasmine dragon as a well-deserved break from firelord duties, but he does not understand how he keeps getting recognized!!! he’s wearing green and everything!!! it’s inexplicable!!!

zuko: hi what can I get for you today?

extremely bemused customer: um…… aren’t you the firelord???

zuko: you know, I get that a lot. I think it’s the nose

After a while it’s just

Zuko, without skipping a beat: No, his scar’s on the other side.

@the-technician​

(via thescyfychannel)

gaming-succubus:

thivus:

im the chad who she places change gently into my hand after anon

im sorry but this is so fucking funny

(Source: spencerthespacer, via rockboci)

ursulaundressed:

(via newbarrk)

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