Silver Tongue

Oct 02

thewinterwulf:

goodnightmybilly:

rememberedmeforcenturies:

pls stop hurting my son thank u

it’s like people keep forgetting that Tony became Iron Man not for himself, but for others

but hey, taking a nuke into space in a one way trip is only for himself, i mean, it’s not like he didn’t save a city, or a planet…

it’s not like everything he does, even the mistakes, is about protecting other people so that they could be safe

@soupery I’M STI LL NOT OV ER THIS WHE NW ILL THEY MAKE HIM H APP YI M S OB BIN G

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spoopy-tongues-blog:

My puns are like horcruxes. They cause pain to others and I lose a bit of myself each time I make one.

mbulteau:

inkskinned:

mjalti:

inkskinned:

i think the moon would like you

why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word

she said you are trying your best and she’s proud of you no matter what.

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setheverman:

theworldaccordingtotimmycap:

setheverman:

setheverman:

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET

Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia

Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

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send me anons telling me what my aesthetic is

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askullandbones asked: How about ❌?

petite-pumpkin:

She hates it: The sequel.

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Me talking to someone from the year 1000 BC

classicmeevs:

Yeah we have cell phones now, it’s like a portable phone

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