Silver Tongue

Feb 24

adurot:

schnozfish:

redtablesturning666:

jennsaysthings:

ofrisingwoods:

amongthespaghetti:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Person: “Where do you live?”

Me: United Jtates of Jmerica

if u live here tag ur state i’m Jonnecticut 

Michijean

washjeanton

Jew yorWAIT SHIT NO

New Jorts Ehraz, you live in New Jorts.

Jowa

Jexas

(Source: lesbiansky, via adurot)

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barbiexklaus:

hecticsglow:

tomlensons:

tomlensons:

tomlensons:

plot twist: someone will kiss me at new years

plot twist: someone will kiss me under the mistletoe 

plot twist: someone will kiss me

plot twist: 

what

(Source: whiteskimos, via robustquestioner)

mcsweezy:

sykobelle:

sykobelle:

WIP

I AM GOING TO STAB YOU

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Never apollogize for your bad puns about greek gods

americaneponine:

i’M SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS

Jeez, no need to panic.

(Source: raganiazumi, via robustquestioner)

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slagartehfox:

sweet-cherry-fairy:

thesocialjusticecourier:

bolt-carrier-assembly:

cerebralzero:

mermaids-pearl:

Please get your “aestheticly pleasing” guns off my dash you “pale grunge” idiot fucks

#Should be illegal#they are not pretty#they fucking kill people#idiots\

“guns aren’t pretty” 

I

BEG

TO

DIFFER

=P

I seriously want that pistol with the vine/leaf design. Damn.

“durr they kill people they should be illegal they cant ever be pretty” 
okay chicko but when you’re being faced down by a gunman in ur own house and hes got the gun and u dont, and the police are far away, guns will seem much much prettier to ya for about the five seconds you live. 

No revolvers? No gun is as elegant as a high-class revolver.

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