Silver Tongue

Feb 23

• 911 operator: Hello 911 what's your emergency?
• Ryan Reynolds: Spideypool can't become canon because of film rights.
• 911 operator: Mr. Reynolds I'm going to have to ask you stop calling us every week.

dat-soldier:

dat-soldier:

I dreamed I had some extra money and went on a shopping spree at a drugstore so I bought a lot of like toothpaste and a shitty Home Alone poster

So shitty i was able to replicate it to perfection in 10 minutes

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

(Source: thebestoftumbling, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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Republicans: *uses god as an excuse to pass certain laws*

Pope: You are acting very unchristian

Republicans: WTF? Don’t tell us how to politics. God has no place in politics, don’t tell us what to do!

(Source: indiacollins, via taffybuns)

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everyone go send good vibes to @kilalabunnies

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