The world is my oyster but it wasn’t properly cooked and now I have food poisoning
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Person: Why do you always go on all these side-quests and play your character like a goody two-shoes?
Me [tearfully]: BECAUSE IN VIDEO GAMES I CAN HELP EVERYONE
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*20 years later* no mom my grades still haven’t been posted idk what to tell you
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do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management