Silver Tongue

Oct 01

• artist friend: *is quietly doodling*
• me: YESSSSSSSSS! FUCK! 👏 IT! 👏 UP! 👏 PICASSO!! Show that pencil who's a bad bitch!...leave that notebook paper SHOOK

slimetony:

The world is my oyster but it wasn’t properly cooked and now I have food poisoning

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editoress:

Person: Why do you always go on all these side-quests and play your character like a goody two-shoes?

Me [tearfully]: BECAUSE IN VIDEO GAMES I CAN HELP EVERYONE

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justyouraveragedesi:

*20 years later* no mom my grades still haven’t been posted idk what to tell you

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sideraclara:

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

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