Silver Tongue

Oct 01

customerservicewolf:
“ Vagueness is contagious!
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customerservicewolf:

Vagueness is contagious! 

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customerservicewolf:
“ shop local! or like, don’t.
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customerservicewolf:

shop local! or like, don’t. 

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customerservicewolf:
“ With extra mayo! Good for you.
”

customerservicewolf:

With extra mayo! Good for you.

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customerservicewolf:
“ Y Y Y N.
”

customerservicewolf:

Y Y Y N.

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customerservicewolf:
“ EVERY time.
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customerservicewolf:

EVERY time. 

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When you realize that your friend doesn’t like pizza:

brittanica19:

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clientsfromhell:

I was making a website for a client. The website’s main color was navy. Of course, to make it more interesting and attractive, I added some colors that would complement navy.

Client: I don’t want these other colors. Make it all navy.

I change it so that the entire website is navy, but with some slight variations in shade to distinguish elements.

Client: What’s with these shades? Make it all solid navy.

I do so.

Client: I told you to make it a solid color! Don’t try to trick me. When I stand up it looks lighter when I sit down. Make it all the same color.

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