Silver Tongue

Feb 21

I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN
25 years in the future Dip’s kid stumbles upon this really weird statue in the forest…

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arrestedforloitering:

neversuspectshrub:
eyjoey:
kasukasukasumisty:
missespeon:
missespeon:
you can tell the first generation of weeaboos are starting to make cartoons. you can just tell.
#someone please add a screenshot of lumpy space prince with his shoujo eyes
TAWOG bonus
dont forget
And dont get me started on

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bumbleshark:

if deadpool gets a bf in the sequel i want someone to say “wait… i thought you were straight!!” and deadpool’s just like “hoo boy, someone obviously hasn’t read my comics” while staring at the camera

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scotchtapeofficial:

pacmantrinity:
Never forget this.

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heavyydirtysouls:

this tweet is the most relatable thing I’ve ever read in my whole life

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queenriver:

fun fact: if you text a landline, it’ll call the landline in a robot voice and read the text
less fun: our intern was locked out this morning and didn’t realize the number she had for the other assistant was a landline so she texted it because she was locked out so at 9:30 this morning our phone rang with a robot voice loudly saying PLEASE LET ME IN before hanging up

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destiel-is-superwholocked:

hiddlestalker:
lady-master:
wstcollins:
wholockcat:
dontsparemyfeelingsanymore:
cas-get-into-my-ass:
thememorythatcarrieson:
morice:
kikismisandryservice:
lightspeedsound:
crying
DEAD
do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?
WE DO HAHAHAHA
Are you fucking kidding me.
In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.
In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.
sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens
Australian maps are upside down so Australia is above everyone else
you think this is a joke
are you fucking serious

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just-shower-thoughts:

History is written by the victors - What if Satan was trying to overthrow an evil tyrant, who defeated him and convinced the world Satan was the evil one?

It’s not even a what if. If you read the bible, you will see that’s pretty much what happened. God was an asshole who didn’t want humanity to have free will. He set up a situation where he knew they would fail just so he could torment them. He killed millions of innocent people when he rage quit with the flood and humanity only exists so he could fuck with them.

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