Silver Tongue

Feb 20

chefhypno:

corporal-flashback:

chefhypno:

is there a way to get people to draw your oc having sex that doesnt involve large amounts of money or long-lasting, deep, meaningful friendships

If bribery is out of the question, try blackmail.

on second thought i’d also like it to be legal

Hypnosis

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dan-mcneely:

tfw you sit someone down to show them a youtube video but its much longer and way less funny than u remember it being

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Marge Simpson is a black woman

quartz-poker:

superguy28:

king-emare:

ashbo85:

Imma tell you why…

1. She has nappy hair and sleeps in a bonnet so her hair won’t dry out
2. Bovier (her maiden name) is prolly creole
3. Lisa is woke as fuck
4. Lisa has a twist out and Bart has a high top (look at the hair Ned Flanders and his children have)
5. Patty and Selma don’t like Homer because he’s white


Therefore, The Simpsons is America’s first interracial family.

Happy Black History Month!

Oh shit.

But they’re all yellow? ???

Humans are all shades of yellow.

THey need to get their livers checked because they have serious jaundice.

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mysticbaconslice:

caffeinatedblacksmith:

mysticbaconslice:

Why is the break room two stories up I’m so out of breath right now

sounds like you need a break

GET OUT

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chefpyro:

If we’re being realistic, going an entire lifetime without sinning even once is an almost impossible task. So heaven is probably full of nothing but toddlers who died super young and really boring people.

“whether you sin one time or a thousand times, we all end up in the same place. So sin a million times and join us as a legend”

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thesweetadventuresofstrawberry:

I should really try and update this blog for real but like wtf would I even do??

draw nip nops

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Quit spreading missinformation then. Spread good wholesome information like how the nazis lost because they chose fashion over practicality or the reveal of the next doctor.

spencerdowning:

do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself

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