JUST
WEAR
DAMN
FUCKING
FLANNEL
JUST
WEAR
DAMN
FUCKING
FLANNEL
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I should get the bill cipher zodiac tattooed on my back
netflix are you sure
Where’s that pic of that person having the same reaction when Netflix was recommending happy tree friends because furry watched1000 ways to die?
(via wuffleton)
employee fistfights in walmart are a lot more deadly because the employees know the terrain and what they can use to their advantage
customer fistfights in walmart are a lot more destructive because customers dont care about what they destroy to reach their goals
what about employee v. customer fistfights
an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
I’m torturing my anatomy class with the bone puns I’ve saved up since undertale. They don’t find them humerus.
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Does leek spin but with bones
dragonborn: ah yes, the poison. the poison of weakness to poison. the weakness to poison poison. that poison?
(Source: ven-usian-blog, via )
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I am snot having a good day.
Sick as a dog? Sounds ruff.
Yeah, not feeling as catty right meow as I typically do.
Seems a bit fishy. Are you green behind the gills?
That’s a load of bull! And i’m just a little horse.
I see your point. I suppose that answers why the long face.
There’s a sliver of hope for ya then! Silver lining and all that jazz
This is my prison.
Barring anyone else joining in, I am sure that this shouldn’t be too long a pun off.
I wasn’t aware that it was considered a pun off. I suppose this means war-den.
Oh deer. Well then, if this is an offical pun off, then we need to pick a subject! So come on folks, how about a vote?
Fruit puns seem appealing
(Source: wardenasksthings, via wardenasksthings)
