Silver Tongue

Sep 25

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers
female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

These clouds are terrifying

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Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

sn0wbro:

actually we’re all wrong
the clear winner for best kirby-copy-ability
is the fridge kirby from kirby 64

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clowncare:

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

(via rosexknight)

hazel-the-space-ace:

imagine being a totally random dude and all you want to do is catch some fish and then you get stranded in this weird, gigantic foreign kingdom and they make you the utmost authority on your language and literally all you wanted was to catch fish

(via slimetony)