Silver Tongue

Feb 15

Anonymous asked: UR 12 g3t 0fF tumbles. jk you're 18

I’m in college, not highschool

:U

Anonymous asked: 420 and a half

Ah yes, back in my day, we didn’t fancy technology and it was great… Until about a hundred years later when they started persecuting people for being witches. The idiots.

jameshoppy asked: aren't you like 26?

I wasn’t born in 1990. I’m not old

:y

How old do you think i am based on my art?

(Source: flyinglizards-archive, via demon-space-boi)

tctyaddk:

moosefan777:

jiebadiah:

ryanccole:

jeesicajones:

I will never get over the way Vader was checking if Obi Wan is really dead

image

“what the fu-what is this? How, what, this is not ok! So what, when I do it, he gets to fade out of thin air but when HE does it to me, I have to wear a walking iron lung for the rest of my life? I can’t pee without going through 5 layers of painful decontamination, and this motherfucker is just GONE???

when you’ve waited decades for the most unsatisfying revenge in the galaxy

After all the shit obi wan has put up with anakin, he wouldn’t let him have the satisfaction.

Just to rub extra salt into the wound, Obi-wan even managed to drop his robe one last time.

(Source: magicalabilities, via gassymexican)

[video]

[video]

brahmin-me-crazy:

untowardness:

tattoosfade:

tattoosfade:

I’m working earlier and this guy comes in and seems anxious. We usually wait until people need help to ask, but he comes over and tells me, “I’m cosplaying Bowser and need spiked wristbands.” I immediately start heading towards the jewelry / accessories and try to strike up some friendly conversation

 I respond, “Ah, cool. You doing NonCon at all?” remembering that our local convention is this coming weekend.

He looks at me super seriously and replies, “no, my friends and I are going go-karting downstairs and we’re all dressed up as Mario Kart characters.”

Retail, although very rarely, has its perks.

image

Jic case you thought I was lying

Sometimes, the world is so full of beauty…

I need a group of friends to do this with

(via )

domegiant:

textsfromthesmithfamily:

silky-fantasy:

okay i know everybody is getting all riled up over the stanley fire theory but also

image
image
image
image

Haaaaaaaa

image

“Dudes. If i’m gonna die, I WANNA DIE HUGGING!” 

(via )

leahhelranger:

leahhelranger:

today my professor shortened the term “significant others” to “signifs” reblog to make signif the new gender neutral term for the person you’re dating

i’m serious though i want this to be a thing

(Source: sunmancer, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)