“I like your art but I don’t think its worth the price you’re asking for”
“I could find an artist who draws better than you for cheaper”
“But I’m paying you, that means I get whatever I ask for”
“I’ll pay you when I’m ready”
“I don’t have money, but I’ll pay you in exposure”
“I expect you to read my mind for how I want this commission done, I will not communicate my vision to you at all and I will complain if ANYTHING is not how I pictured”
“Why do you ask for so much when all you’re doing is sitting on your ass and doodling on a computer”
pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole