Silver Tongue

Aug 17

oh, cinnamon butterscotch pie! what a treat! is it a special occasion?

Anonymous asked:

hi asriel!! whose your favorite person in the underground :]

stupendouslandluminary-blog-blog:
normal-horoscopes:
“I can fix him” I can trap him inside a crystal
Shut the fuck up.
Mad bc you’re trapped in a crystal

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cloune:

pochowek:
@newbarrk

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abbaswift:

this tweet is life changing

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whywolfprincess:

i-shinori:
@prof-peach
I thought of you when seeing this good trainer and his magnemite.

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xxtc-96xx:

special thanks again to incorrect quotes and the models for this one XD (the models are a life saver, these guys are so dang complicated)

Aug 16

mrsdrpepper:

🔥🔥🔥

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chainsawgirlfriend:

thenablade:
professors-pet:
prostate-propaganda:
himbofisher:
fucko:
remember this gif
michael jordan and scottie pippen did this in 93
Who is making those poor, weak, hydrocephalic children play dodgeball
Why is everything a challenge for these things
Bitch can’t even fucking chew properly
They’re like dogs that were bred wrong :(
“Moe breathing?” The constant snuffling and yelping you mistake for “KYAAA~’s” and “nyas” and “chu’s” is because anime girl shops keep selectively breeding for smaller and smaller nasal passages, as is the case with pugs - same for the large eyes! Anime girl eyes have gotten so excessively large and shallow in the skull they can pop out if they sneeze or even just tumble :(
Speaking of tumbling, their progressively weakened collagens due to the malpractice of curators has caused arthritis and improperly formed musculature, leading to a lack of independence, limping, and eventual mobility failure - as can be seen in the top gif. Not dissimilar to the mistreatment of Scottish fold cats.
You might also see the anime girl in the top gif who has had her growth stunted. You can see her movements are lethargic and clumsy. This is also how people keep ‘micro pigs’ small. Please remember that there is no such thing as ‘ethical lolis.’ If your anime girl is that small and underdeveloped at adulthood, then there is something wrong with her, and you should take her to the vet immediately.
As for the bottom gif, that one has likely been inbred to get the desired cel shading look that has been popularized by modern anime girl show standards, and will need assistance eating, drinking, and cleaning herself her entire life. It’s really tragic, and no way for a creature to live. We need to push for a better regulated anime girl market.

The stunted growth might stem from a lack of proper enrichment. they were never given appropriate environment or toys to build up their skills and strength and the first gif is the result. and the way the second gif is eating, she likely hasnt been fed a proper diet and is at risk of malnutrition, hence why she so ravenously devours that chicken nugget. the owners of all the anime girls shown shouldnt be allowed to own anime girls.

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