Dammit @nittany-tiger! Why’d you make me do this to poor Pem.
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dont let tumblr make you think its okay to live in florida
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From stupidoomdoodles her twitter!
my twitter is like the lascaut cave of bad jokes i cant believe people actually enjoy it
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one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”
y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish
this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:
with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese
however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)
so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably
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“You KILLED him!!”
“But, he was a thief? He’d committed a crime. That’s what you do lot with criminals.”
“Yeah but you can’t just KILL someone!!”
“You have the lifespan of Mayflies why do you care?!”