Silver Tongue

Apr 28

nero-witch-deactivated20200608:

one of humanity’s best magic ever, the glock

“a gun is just a wand of transmutation. it transmutes people into a corpse”

f1rstperson:
menaceexpress:
glowbot:
posts about ADHD have no business being 2k words some of us are unmedicated
the adhd impulse to ramble versus the adhd inability to read big blocks of text….. unstoppable force meets immovable object
I’m kinda mad about this post bc I meant to make this like, months ago but could never find a concsise way to phrase “can’t write concsicely bc adhd” and there it is. Right there lmao

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bidoofcrossing:

Animal Crossing: New Horizons - Jolly Redd’s Treasure Trawler Guide: How to Spot Fake Artwork
As of the Version 1.2.0 update, Redd has made his triumphant return, and is once again, trying his luck to scam unlucky players with his forgeries. Luckily, our guide has all the tricks of the trade to ensure this sneaky fox doesn’t get the best of you. This guide will go over how to unlock Redd, as well as all differences between his real and fake artworks.
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macktheiceman:

teaboot:
Kid grabbing my arm in the store: How old are you?
Me: Five hundred and twelve. I watched the Hindenburg burn
Him: Did you see the titanic sink?
Me: No, it was in the middle of the ocean
Actually me to children

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otherwise-called-squidpope:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:
hmmm
Throckmorton is doing great at maintaining work-life balance with his new office job.

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revaleks-deactivated20200524:

glumshoe:
Pet peeve in CGI animation: when two human characters of similar scale have dramatically different eyeball sizes for no reason.
OP HOW DARE YOU TO KEEP THE FUNNIEST PART IN THE TAGS

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Sherlock Holmes aint got nothing on me

Apr 27

i actually like homestuck 2

damianwaynerocks:

zatanna-maximoff:
libraryoftheancients:
magnetoeisenhardt:
marsapartment:
I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard
Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.
Robin would just have Heelys
I’m delighted to tell you that you’re 100% right and it’s canon to this movie
THE GIF

I mean he had some ready for facing mr freeze so he definitely would

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While feeling elated that i was right about yiffy i went back to some of my old theorycrafting that ended up being correct.

I swear, the “rose quartz is pink diamond” is my magnum opus in theory crafting because i refused to let it go and even got a lot of it right well before it was confirmed