Silver Tongue

Feb 08

shensurei:

fetusbrigade:

king-ace-the-turtle:

rubes-dragon:

whimmy-bam:

diva-gonzo:

dumbass-oikawa:

conservative-libertarian:

221books:

fuckyourwritinghabits:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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goddamnit.

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all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

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I love the English language.

I hate english so goddamn much holy fuck

I really hope people flog this

(via robustquestioner)

su-amedot:
“ emstylauzer:
“ squat-lobster:
“ im sorry
”
doNT BE SORRY I DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS
”
Why isn’t this viral?
”

su-amedot:

emstylauzer:

squat-lobster:

im sorry

doNT BE SORRY I DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS

Why isn’t this viral?

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thatsthat24:
“ mrhipp:
“ I’m being torn apart.
”
Holy shmokes.
”

thatsthat24:

mrhipp:

I’m being torn apart.

Holy shmokes.

(via thatsthat24)

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surely you jest

ironicallyflirtatious:

ghostlyreader:

storkravenmad:

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I hope the aliens fucking nuke us for these denim memes. And yes, it’s fucking denim, not ‘jeans.’ Jeans go on the legs and are made of denim.. Denim is the material. I swear to god I’m the most uncultured unfashionable prick in the universe and I know this shit. Gods fucking damnit tumblr get your shit together.

You need to calm your jemotions and get with the jimes

If aliens even tried to destroy us, we would just juke them.

(Source: wizardfrogs, via robustquestioner)

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