Silver Tongue

Aug 15

I found it funny that a dude living in a cave for 20 years decided to vaccinate as soon as he heard about the virus for the first time

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gruncheon:

unclefather:
they gave him cocaine
funny that’s my enrichment item too

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osha-official:

bananonbinary:
i dont like or trust brands but i DO adore government organizations and nonprofits like osha or the monterey bay aquarium and all their badly made memes.
Excuse you, I put a lot of effort into these memes

is holding the buzzsaw that way safe?

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coolxatu:

fallingtowers:
devilishdescent:
it fucking pisses me off so much that the pieces of exodia card art don’t connect together in any way
Exodia just has the physique of Wario
most people are missing the 6th card

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viejospellejos:

Cuando se te acaban las ideas

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risuwu:

i need to know whats happening in this teachers lounge

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that-twink-over-there:

catgirlforeskin:
trans-angel:
catgirlforeskin:
helloitsbees:
scruffyfrank:
mango-pickle:
wilburian-deactivated20221116:
helloitsbees:
excusing:
helloitsbees:
asofterepilogue:
helloitsbees:
helloitsbees:
this is entrapment
two equally delightful paths here:
1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally
2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.
if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation
well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe
this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year
everyone lost
#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying
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losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^
Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

The trick is to take pride in your cringe

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bread-ghost:

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literalnobody:

Saying things like “You don’t know REAL cold” and “You call THAT heat?” is OVER!!! I don’t want to ever see shit like this again!!! We are all the victims of a system that put profit before our human lives and we are experiencing a world wide climate catastrophe!!! Be fucking empathetic to one another!!!

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