just learned that jean-jacques rousseau was so deeply deeply obsessed with being spanked - such a spank maniac if you will, that he used to drop trou and sprint backwards ass first at unsuspecting women on the off chance their first instinct would be to spank his bare ass
i know this because he published it in his biography. he was an extremely influential philosopher and this is his story as he chose to share it
The world is a rich tapestry.
If you’re ever worded about your embarrassing shitposts coming back to haunt you, please remember that this influential philosopher literally told people in his own autobiography about his very shameable kink.
What If your species evolved to the point they knew that tool use would be like, beneficial to their continued development as a species. But they still manipulated everything with their mouths. The evolutionary process just missed out the necessity for grasping.
Would the first invention quite literally be a tool based around building a better method of using your limbs to manipulate tools so you didn’t have to struggle on using your face as a primitive claw?….
Like, boom, goats have human level intellect. Would the first goat to invent the hoof mounted … I dunno, hand be a thing…
