So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
i’ve become so cynical. i glanced at this and immediately expected some perverse joke like one of the controllers being connected to ronald mcdonald’s crotch or something. the internet has fucked me up.
“alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find & enjoy it b/c i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like. beer
