Nothing turns me off more than somebody telling me “You’re my only friend.”
Because guess what, I don’t want or need that pressure. I don’twant to be your only friend. I don’twant to be your sole human contact.
Because it makes me feel guilty as hell, and puts on the expectation that I need to be there to comfort you 24/7. I can’t, and I don’t want to.
Find other friends.
I’m not going to be your only friend.
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Can someone draw a comic of this?
You know what the worst thing about he finebros is?
It’s that they act like they own something that has been established long before they came along. Like, you can’t trademark a general concept that you didn’t create. You may have your own interpretation but just because someone has the barest skeleton of the concept doesn’t mean that they’re copying you. The finebros formula is people sitting in front of the computer and laughing at a video. That’s as bare as you can get. You can’t exactly sue people for doing the same because that’s been done for a long ass time, since before they came along. If someone used their logo and attached the name finebros to something that isn’t finebros then I could understand but trying to copyright the barest general concept is what really makes them pretentious twats.
they may not pick up on sexual or flirtatious cues
they don’t explicitly express strong sexual attraction to others
because you can
just
because you can
bad reasons to headcanon a character as asexual:
they’re “innocent”/“childlike”
they’re non-human
they lack genitals
they’re cold and emotionless
bad reasons to deny a character possibly being asexual:
they’ve dated someone
they’ve had sex at least once
seriously how hard is it to grasp that asexuality is a lack of sexual attraction, not a lack of sex drive or romantic attraction, is it really too fucking complicated to grasp this very simple definition
they’re “too emotional”
you personally find them too hot to want them to be asexual
also: headcanoning a character as asexual solely because you dont want them to “interfere” with your otp yikes !!!!!!
What’s even worse than the bad reasons to headcanon someone as ace is when they refuse to stop shipping a ship despite one of the people being canon ace. There’s one ship I won’t say but when they had a special to expand on the characters and one of the characters canonically does not romantically love the person they are still being shipped with. Hell, one of the tests he was doing he couldn’t get it to work until two other characters got married and it turned out the magical properties of love ended up being the catalyst for the experiment. If this character was romantically involved with the one he’s rabidly shipped with, the experiment would have been a success way sooner. Hell, he didn’t even consider that love could be a catalyst but people will actively go onto fanworks where the two characters aren’t shipped and ask why they aren’t being shipped.
