Silver Tongue

Feb 01

kittenplayscorner asked: i keep scrollin by your cookies on my dash and now im all excited for them I HOPE THEY COME OUT GOOD

confusedbearsounds-blog:

My cousin dropped them on the floor (/;;w;;)/ all of them
So I just cut a icecream sandwich into a heart instead

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coldmackerel:

if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.

I’ve already seen some people shipping two people who are most likely cousins. When I first saw the movie, I thought they were brother sister because of my knowledge of the extended universe but they ended up not being who I thought tehy were. Luckily, I can tell that they are most likely cousins

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galacticenkidulgaa:
“ torgoooo:
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galacticenkidulgaa:

torgoooo:

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earthtogrounders:

everyone-hearts-it:

earthtogrounders:

I once had a girlfriend that memorized my cycle and would bring me chocolate or bath salts on the first day and it was the best 10/10 would recommend 

But boys don’t get periods??? lol 

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You know who’s been doing “man braids” forever?

quartz-poker:

sjwfail:

liylah75:

African American guys. 

Shut up, white people. Just shut the hell up with your cultural appropriation.

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The Spartans would like to have a word with you about your accusations of cultural appropriation.

I would like to have a word with both of you about trying to turn a gender issue into a race issue.

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quartz-poker:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“ Donald Umbridge (via grizzlyblake91)
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…I’m sorry but for all that is wrong with Donald Trump, even he isn’t evil enough to be compared to Dolores Umbridge.
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I disagree. Umbrage was following the orders of a...

quartz-poker:

tastefullyoffensive:

Donald Umbridge (via grizzlyblake91)

…I’m sorry but for all that is wrong with Donald Trump, even he isn’t evil enough to be compared to Dolores Umbridge.

I disagree. Umbrage was following the orders of a minister in denial and then a death eater minister. Yes, she enjoyed every bit of it but had her boss told her no, she owuld have stopped. Trump on the other hand doesn’t care if people say no, he will still attempt to do whatever he wants despite the people he would have to listen to saying not.


The only thing that makes umbrage better than trump (other than her being a fictional character) is that she would listen to her higherups. The scary thing about this is that a fictional character who was created to be the most disgusting is still more bearable than a presidential candidate.

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thesnadger:

gravity-what:

stan-o-wars:

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW

AND GOOGLE MOUNTAIN CHICKEN

Worth it

Well that’s not what I expected.

THAT IS NOT A MOUNTAIN NOR A CHICKEN

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kyuubified:

kyuubified:

Whenever I see breast cancer awareness campaigns that sexualize breasts/place the importance of breasts over the person suffering from breast cancer I remember this story I read on a cancer forum of a woman who had a double mastectomy and how a little after she got dropped off by her husband at the clinic for a checkup and he never came to pick her up, and how she eventually took a cab home and he had taken all his things and just LEFT

and multiple stories from other women who had mastectomies and how their husbands either left them, cheated on them, or were no longer attracted to them because they didn’t have a breast/breasts anymore. And that shit makes me so mad. You can argue all you want that they’re isolated cases but this is what happens when you put the importance on the sexualization of breasts over the well being of the survivor. The person suffering from cancer is ALWAYS, ALWAYS going to be more important. Treatment for cancer is so fucking difficult, it’s both physically and psychologically torturous and the fact that these people survived these ordeals only to deal with this misogynistic dehumanizing shit makes me want to fucking fight everyone. It makes me so goddamn mad. 

It’s breast cancer awareness month so I’m bringing this back. Fuck your “save the tata’s” shirt; save, support, and love the people fighting this awful disease. They are so beautiful and so, so important and deserving with or without breasts.  

My grandmother is a survivor so seeing people sexualize an important issue is absolutely disgusintg.

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