Silver Tongue

Sep 17

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever.
So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked.
I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark.
I make eye contact with the dude driving.
I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked.
I see his eyes widen….


With fear.

He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.

And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.

Also. That was how I had sex the first time.

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gearholder: “ egobang666: “ Arin is actually my spirit animal ” The Dead or Alive series provide a realistic simulation of Arin’s way with the ladies ”

gearholder:

egobang666:

Arin is actually my spirit animal

The Dead or Alive series provide a realistic simulation of Arin’s way with the ladies

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grawly:

thugful:

grawly:

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i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

you dont need one

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hungry-hobbits:

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ah yes GW2, the two genders

fucked up glitch with bar, and fucked up glitch without bar

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polarissketches: “ for @flavor-text-chara​ I really liked there comic and noticed they made a Jojo’s Bizarre Post, (went and totally screamed) References and Citation under the cut Keep reading ”

polarissketches:

for @flavor-text-chara​

I really liked there comic and noticed they made a Jojo’s Bizarre Post, (went and totally screamed)
References and Citation under the cut

Keep reading

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userboxed:

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