Silver Tongue

Jan 31

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taleasoldastimelords:

taleasoldastimelords:

kapitankirk:

taleasoldastimelords:

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE ENEMY

what

A FAUX

This is the best thing I will ever attribute to this website and I get nothing

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silver-tongues-blog asked: rogue or bloodmage

hollllow:

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sharonbelle:

problemsofcolor:

fraulein-jules:

tsarcams:

tsarcams:

the new gerber baby is asian yall

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To keep this pure, stay OUT of the comments section on any articles about this precious baby being the Gerber baby…

Her name is isla and she’s from Troy, Michigan and the babies were judged based on how happy they looked in their pictures and isla’s parents revived $50,000 and they plan on donating some to charity and the rest will pay off debts and be saved for the future isla is going to be the gerber baby spokesmodel for the year please be sure to support her and her future
http://wgntv.com/2016/01/28/meet-isla-the-adorable-new-gerber-baby-contest-winner/
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“Isla will reign as Geber’s “spokesbaby” for the next year, though she probably won’t do much speaking as she is a baby.”

amazing

Looks much more trustworthy than nixon.

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sketchinetch:

magebirb:

jazeth:

jazeth:

hey fellow people who live in the US

don’t forget to register to vote before February. millenials are the largest age group rn but we’re the smallest group to actually vote. ik you think your vote doesn’t matter, but it really does esp when you add all of us up. voting is super important, especially if you don’t want a republican run congress. you might not want to do jury duty if you register, but voting is sooo important. pls register to vote. it’s your right to vote, and honestly, if you don’t vote, then you have no right to complain about politics/who’s president bc you did nothing to change it (as long as you’re 18+ by the deadline)

thanks 

also 23 states offer online registration 

Just updated my voter information. It takes about ten minutes, and at least if you’re in PA you’ll need your driver’s license and the last 4 digits of your SSN. There’s no reason not to do this if you’re able. Thanks everyone.

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goddammit, Florida

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Anonymous asked: What is your real gender?

asculan-deactivated20170914:

maybe my real gender was the friends i made along the way

charlesoberonn:

The best thing about Rick and Morty is that due to the infinite nature of its multiverse, everything you can possibly think about is canon.

Your fanfic about Rick beating up disney characters? canon.

Your headcanon of Morty being into tennis? canon.

A game about Rick collecting Mortys like pokemon across the multiverse? canon.

Everything is canon. Except the Smiths being happy. The Smiths can never be happy in canon.

They can if they don’t have summer

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j-anne-bonne asked: Lemme see if I got this right, your 'sona always wears a headband correct? Well, so does mine... Have you ever thought about hypnosis involving something as incredibly stupid as just switching with someone else?

chefporno:

I don’t think I understand, but I am intrigued. Please elaborate.

I think they mean hypnosis into thinking you’re someone else by swapping headbands?

aktigerlily:
“ fuckfacemurphy:
“ tardisbluevian:
“ I came across this on Pinterest and was mindblown because I never noticed this before…holy shit…
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@fuckingstormpilot
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Is this why Ron’s thing is “Weasley is our king”? Because he’s the only one not...

aktigerlily:

fuckfacemurphy:

tardisbluevian:

I came across this on Pinterest and was mindblown because I never noticed this before…holy shit…

@fuckingstormpilot

Is this why Ron’s thing is “Weasley is our king”? Because he’s the only one not named after a monarch?

(Source: tardistorian, via rosexknight)

If you use the tags alot

thanksrangerroy:

See what pops up first with these words:

Ass, shit, bitch, fuck, damn

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