I played Slime Rancher for 10 hours straight the first time I booted it up I need help
Alright, keep the phosphos in the grotto and the boom slimes in the meadow. Have two silos so you can store the plorts for when their stocks are up. when you see a tar, launch them into the ocean. The gordos really like it when you feed them their favourite foods. The only crops you need are the mint berry, cube berry and heart beat if you combine teh slimes just right. Maybe some stone hens and braier hens.
I already figured all of this out, but for the record, please don’t spoil the game by telling me how to play it. It ruins the experience of figuring it out on my own :/
Sorry. It was meant as a joke. Rather than helping you stop playing, it would be helping by encouraging you to play more.
New Linoones that stop and fidget frequently while running, because they were so used to running in zigzags.
Golbats who gain eyesight and fly into their trainer’s faces, excited to get a good look at them.
Tangrowths rearranging their trainer’s homes after learning what arms and hands can do.
Unprepared trainers of Slakoth who come back home to shredded cushions, broken objects, and a newly evolved Vigoroth; then adjusting their entire schedule to be more active.
Noctowls slowly unlearning standing on one foot
Scizors still instinctively slashing their claws
Arcanines accidentally knocking over their trainer the first time they try and lick them.
Pokemon of all types adjusting to new heights and weights, discovering they no longer fit their favorite spot, or have to be more careful with their trainers.
Noticing your Parasect acts very differently than your Paras did…
I will say this: I think Chloe’s character design is damn cute. Like all Mary Sue-ness and Scrappy Doo-ness aside, she’s frigging CUTE.
Lookit this freckled, gap-toothed, messy-haired, bandana-wearing lil cup of pudding. Precious little chick pea. She’s what spring looks like
Like creating her in the first place was an act of desperation and her characterization is straight out of every preteen’s self-insert FOP fanfiction, but the people who designed her earned every penny of their paycheck IMO she is aesthetic SUNSHINE.
Nick:“we made a new character for FOP” Me"“you fucked up a perfectly good character design is what you did, look at it, its a mary-sue”
when people blame chara for every bad thing in the game while ignoring the fact you yourself the fuckening player p much did EVERYTHING for it to happen
Okay so we all have heard of Zootopia right? It’s the cute movie with all the animals in it that everyone’s laughing about because “haha furries” right? This thingy right here:
So it’s a kids movie. The target audience is clearly like, elementary and middle school-aged kids. And we need to talk about that for a second, because being someone who works with kids as a means of income, I know that they’re extremely fragile.
So what am I getting at here? Simple; be careful of what you draw and how you tag it.
So in other words, yes there will be porn, but you need to tag it so it doesn’t turn up in Google Safe Search.
Ever since Disney started putting out trailers for this movie, I’ve been grinding my teeth in fear because I’m scared of what these poor kids are going to find. I’m thinking back to the MLP fandom and how even with Safe Search on you can still find porn of the characters from that show. Kids deserve to be able to watch movies intended for them without going on the internet later and doing a google search of their favorite characters, only to find a picture of them doing the nasty. Like seriously. Let kids be kids!
I know a lot of you guys are going to be really good about this, but for those of you who might forget, here are some tags that you should use on pretty much any website that you guys want to post your NSFW art on;
NSFW
porn
18+
Google Safe Search will filter out anything tagged with the above. Which is good, because that’s what we want.
Keep the kids safe, friends. Please.
TL;DR: If you’re going to make furry porn of Zootopia, tag it appropriately so the kids don’t see it.
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That’s all, thanks for reading! Stay safe, stay hydrated!
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND EVERYONE’S SANITY LISTEN TO @scribbleboxfox
PLEASE
Make a dedicated tag for zootopia porn similar to how steven universe has steven galaxy or undertale has undertail.
