Silver Tongue

Sep 15

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kuboe:

tbh(thinkin bout Halloween)

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periegesisvoid:

inquisitorialshepards:

coryphefishh:

jarofbeees:

Bioware: “let’s make our protagonists siblings! That’s a nice, safe way of introducing a narrati-”
This guy: “FUCKIN SJW SCUM AND THEIR GODDAMM BROTHER SISTER SHIT FUCK YOUR POLITICAL CORRECT MULTIPLE CHILDREN IN A FAMILY FUCKIN SHITLORDS”

Some Random Guy: Hey, I’d like to introduce you to my sist–

Commenter: Hiiiissssssssssssss (crawls under table, stares suspiciously)

Having a brother or sister makes you an sjw

Being able to choose a binary gender for your player character is SJW nonsense, let’s not tell the people who coded Pokemon Crystal in 1999 (and I’m sure that wasn’t the first game with that option)

quick, dont’ let him see dinocity!

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nochocolate:

determination confirmed for “good power.” therefore, genocide route is the goodest route.

(via gearholder)

silver-tongues-blog:

CN: we promise there won’t be any SU leaks

Also CN: 

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spyrothedraqon:

shitshilarious:

“whats for dinner mom?”

“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”

“eat your aesthetic, Johnathan”

(via rosexknight)

skater110599:

wizardpunk:

i just got this wrong number text and was like “that can’t possible be a real name” and i googled it and was led to bobbi babalooney’s website which autoplays the single best and most ridiculous jingle i have ever heard and it drove me to actual tears please go listen to it and have your whole life changed by bobbi babalooney’s hype man

please do it

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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