Silver Tongue

Aug 14

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karinakamichi:

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You don’t know how much I wanted to make Alphonse’s response be Winry’s or Ling’s.

definitely winry. alphonse and ling dont know what a loving father is like

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adurot:

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voteheart:

funnytwittertweets:

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allthingshyper:

dee-the-red-witch:

gothiccharmschool:

plateauofmemories:

autumngracy:

quasi-normalcy:

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

  • A Vampire’s fangs are also it’s reproductive organs

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, “the penetration of the vampire’s bite as metaphor for sexual penetration” is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of “vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration” is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

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Probably but “vaddy” was like a fucking cartoon mallet to the head

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segretecose:

mom come pick me up i’m scared the usamericans think their experiences are universal

nothing about USA is universal. not our experiences. not our healthcare. nothing

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www-yahoo:

www-yahoo:

hey you wanna play spin the bottle ^_^ ok ill go first *points the bottle towards you before pouncing on you*

*when i get off of you nothing remains but bones*

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terezis:

terezis:

tik tok is having a bone stealing witch scandal. i repeat. tik tok is having a bone stealing witch scandal. but this time a man is collecting human spines

the nature of humanity is that every so often someone tries to brag about “””acquiring””” human remains on the internet again

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monkeysaysficus:

maekar76:

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“Killer Vacation”

photo set posted by York in a Box via Facebook.

This is just Dead by Daylight

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idiosyncraticwordsmith:

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idiosyncraticwordsmith:

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

Hon if he hates OSHA you gotta run and run fast

I don’t care if you’re the most anti-government anarcho-communist in the Western World, if he hates OSHA you gotta run

If your man looks at the dudes whose job is making sure workers don’t kill themselves or get killed and goes “Fuck those guys” then he is NOT going to be a good man to you

If he bitches and complains that OSHA is a bunch of bureaucrats that bitch for a living, he is absolutely the kind of dude who doesn’t wear basic PPE. Let that inform your opinion of him.

Murmurmur OSHA is government and I hate the government blah blah dude this is a fucking safety inspector. This isn’t your local senator that takes cash from oil execs. This isn’t your shitass local representative that votes to bomb kids. This is a fucking safety inspector here to tell you that sadly you are not allowed to take up valuable hospital space because you decided to leave your skull exposed as you ascended the tippy top of the ladder.

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