Silver Tongue

Sep 14

i feel like the discovery channel has like five shark weeks a year and we all keep forgetting when it is so they can get away with doing that

this is the perfect crime honestly because the only people who would notice how many there are per year are the people who are really into sharks, and like, they aren’t gonna complain about there being MORE sharks

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slimetony:

In the year 2085, naruto running will be socially acceptable and be the primary form of transportation

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shitpost-senpai:

kngshxt:
fuckthisblogshit:
verylilpimpin:
wheresant:
IPhone users be like
“You gotta charger”
“My screen cracked again”
“No, I need an adapter to use the aux”
“i need a adapter to use my headphones”
“I lost my wireless ones”
“$160”
Yall talk alot of shit for people whose phones are blowing up
Finally something that Apple did first
http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/more-exploding-iphones/
>Iphones

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petite-pumpkin:

When was this even requested?

I just found out that my gecko’s tail works on my phone’s touch screen, so I’m gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words.

bogleech:

kaijutegu:
Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst
for real the new purest post ever made

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kurikurimix:

those zodiac posts where it talks about the zodiacs as weapons/colors/etc and i see everyone being like “wow im green” “wow im chainsaw lipstick” you people dont know… but i know… i know the truth behind those posts… the filthy disgusting truth

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Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

purple-mantis:

bigcavemonster:
abessinier:
1. You are responsible for your own media experience.
2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.
3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.
4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.
5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.
Good God reblog this more
I’m sure I reblogged this in the past, but everyday it becomes more and more relevant.

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withdrawnsuggestion:

i don’t want to be toxic. i’m so scared i am.

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citationneeded:

Orgone
Link

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