Silver Tongue

Jan 29

rum:

shit im late for work

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iguanamouth:

bertb0t:

antique-symbolism:

bertb0t:

antique-symbolism:

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

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Jan 28

literallytheworstblogger:
“ This is meta as fuck
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literallytheworstblogger:

This is meta as fuck

(Source: loremerchant, via bloodsbane)

Bernie Sanders is like a real life Leslie Knope. All he’s trying to do is make this hell hole better but all of the Pawneeins keep putting their faith in Senator Jam. Why is America Pawnee. Why is Trump actually Senator Jam. Why.

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