Silver Tongue

Jan 28

explorersofsky:
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chrompls:
fave garnet moments, in no particular order:
“oh! steven! theres one more thing i have to mention!” “what is it?” “i love you. bye.”
that giggle at the beginning of the answer
“hello, this is mom universe”
literally all of jail break
all of the answer, too, while im at it
“we look awesome”
you know what? all of chille tid too
“i see so many things that can hurt you. i should never have let one of them be me”
when steven asks if she brought him anything and she hands him a rock
“im percy and pierre”
“my power means nothing to an infant”
“tiny hands! my only weakness.”
the time she jumped out a van because she didn;t like greg’s music
it makes me feel…important
how could you forget the most iconic garnet moment
Let’s no forget these gems
“All comedy is derived from fear”
(In ’Tiger Millionaire’ when Steven says “Can’t we just wrestle?”) “No” *everyone gasps* “Because we are the… Notorious O-order of… Wrestling… Haters"
“Only I can swim through lava”
“The hard part was getting the shark to pose"
“No dinner for 1,000 years"
(In ‘Future Vision’ when Steven says “Well, danger is my middle name”)
“That’s a lie. Your middle name is cutie pie"
“Howdy! Bang”
“We can’t keep fighting these things forever. Well, we can, but I don’t want to”
(In ‘Jail Break’ after Steven says “Well, did I make a good impression?”) “Oh, Steven, we already loved you”
“Garnet, master of comedy”
And also: (x)

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Anonymous asked: Do you think beast boy could change his cock into animal cock?

chefporno:

Doesn’t he just turn his entire body, including his wiener, into an animal?

WOuldn’t that be bestiality?

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literallyunbelievable:

are these people idiots

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trashrabbits:
*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
“47 month old”
this is my four year old rayman origins
“Who’s doing your surgery?”
“Dr. Rayman Origins.”
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”
the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

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erstwhilemagic:

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you thought you’ve seen it all boy
HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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