Silver Tongue

Sep 13

czechs-and-holdings:
sexualified:
blackmodel:
leoh:
I get 3m and make a new friend, it’s a win win
Guess i gotta beat ha ass and get 3 million dollars
Same, That ass will get slid and im gonna get that 3mill
That fucker could be the devil himself, I’d still get that 3 million.
For a cool three mil I’d walk naked down those steps with a giant erection

Either I get killed or I get three million? Seems like a no lose scenario!

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frigidloki:

based on this [x]

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gluttonace:

The worst teenager next to her trashbag parents

vetrofroza:

strampunch:
brbjellyfishing:
I’m the brother
Draw the Stan bros like this

(via taffybuns)

pemsylvania:

having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower

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daisura:

everhappening:
ARE THOSE PENISES ON YOUR FEET?
I’d like to thank you for giving this picture a good joke because for the past 3 years its just been silently handed around by generic aesthetic blogs

(via deep-sea-prince)

livelyspaghetti:

Important reminders:
snakes are obligate carnivores. They cannot be vegan, under any circumstances.
snakes have a single, primitive lung. They cannot get high with you. Do not blow smoke in their faces.
ball pythons (and many other snakes) cannot swim well and will become stressed and potentially drown in deep water. Never put them in anything deeper than the thickest part of their bodies.
keeping snakes on sand or any other loose, fine substrate is highly dangerous. Ingesting substrate can lead to impactions and death, and ground walnut moulds easily, leading to problems such as scale rot.
If you’re knowledgeable of the above but continue to do any or all of those things, it’s nothing short of animal abuse. Thanks.

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

pseydaesthesis:

my friend just texted me “it’s not acceptable that trump feels good about himself and you don’t” and i think it’s the most motivational thing i’ve ever read

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