Silver Tongue

Sep 13

kineticpenguin:
“ czechs-and-holdings:
“ sexualified:
“ blackmodel:
“ leoh:
“ I get 3m and make a new friend, it’s a win win
”
Guess i gotta beat ha ass and get 3 million dollars
”
Same, That ass will get slid and im gonna get that 3mill
”
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kineticpenguin:

czechs-and-holdings:

sexualified:

blackmodel:

leoh:

I get 3m and make a new friend, it’s a win win

Guess i gotta beat ha ass and get 3 million dollars

Same, That ass will get slid and im gonna get that 3mill

That fucker could be the devil himself, I’d still get that 3 million. 

For a cool three mil I’d walk naked down those steps with a giant erection

Either I get killed or I get three million? Seems like a no lose scenario!

(via )

frigidloki:
“ based on this [x]
”

frigidloki:

based on this [x]

(via sigmatique-deactivated20170313)

gluttonace:
“The worst teenager next to her trashbag parents
”

gluttonace:

The worst teenager next to her trashbag parents

vetrofroza:
“ strampunch:
“ brbjellyfishing:
“ I’m the brother
”
Draw the Stan bros like this
” ”

vetrofroza:

strampunch:

brbjellyfishing:

I’m the brother

Draw the Stan bros like this

image

(via taffybuns)

pemsylvania:

having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

daisura:
“ everhappening:
“ ARE THOSE PENISES ON YOUR FEET?
”
I’d like to thank you for giving this picture a good joke because for the past 3 years its just been silently handed around by generic aesthetic blogs
”

daisura:

everhappening:

ARE THOSE PENISES ON YOUR FEET?

I’d like to thank you for giving this picture a good joke because for the past 3 years its just been silently handed around by generic aesthetic blogs

(via deep-sea-prince)

livelyspaghetti:

Important reminders:

If you’re knowledgeable of the above but continue to do any or all of those things, it’s nothing short of animal abuse. Thanks.

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

pseydaesthesis:

my friend just texted me “it’s not acceptable that trump feels good about himself and you don’t” and i think it’s the most motivational thing i’ve ever read

(via deep-sea-prince)

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