I’m gonna stick with my android. I rather like my headphone jack and chargers that let me use my phone while it’s charging, as well as the memory not being clogged up by apps you can’t delete despite never using.
Cartoon Network Exec:
*Crushing an anti-gay complaint letter in their hand* I've had enough of these right-wing goodie goodies! They think we're gay now? THEY HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET.
Assistant:
Sir, you can't possibly mean-
Cartoon Network Exec:
*Lightning flashing behind them* Bring me the Sugar woman.