Silver Tongue

Sep 10

dr-doc-phd:

Honestly, the thing about jojo is that it starts kinda normal, and each new bizarre thing it introduces seems so logical in context; you don’t even realize how weird it is until you look up and realized you’ve gone from watching two kids fighting for daddy’s approval, to watching a 70 year old old man helping his grandson cheat at MLB 2k 1989 to save the immortal soul of his best friend while simultaneously searching for the surviving one of those aforementioned kids, who’s now a sexy evil vampire that stops time and has stolen his rivals body.

don’t forget that in between those scenarios, when the 70 year old was a kid, he faced ancient aztec vampire bodybuilders named after 80s rock bands with the help of the cyborg Nazis who were technically the good guys in this scenario

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so it’s about time we all acknowledged how much giovanni loves his cat

fuckyeahpokevillains:

like there are “people who like cats" and then there is this motherfucker

the very first time we ever see him he is petting his cat, and you’re like, “oh okay, it’s like that one james bond villain, that’s cool w/e"

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but this on a whole new level of crazy cat lady

call giovanni randomly at any time of the day or night?? cat’s with him

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headquarters blown up by mewtwo? at least he saved the cat

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on vacation…with the cat

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mission to recapture mewtwo: you will need 1) small army of personal soldiers 2) lots of high-tech equipment 3) your cat

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or if you’re trying to capture meloetta or something, bring your cat to that too

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like at literally any given moment you can walk into Giovanni’s office and he’ll just be sitting there like “who’s a good kitty, yes you are"

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the HGSS executives will never appear in the anime because all of their job duties are already taken by persian

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kitty

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fluffy kitty

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little-tunny:
“ hesaphantom
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little-tunny:

hesaphantom

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schneezusweiss:

vault11overseer:

schneezusweiss:

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

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jjhoa:
“ i just rewatched spirited away and it was so amazing♡♡♡
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jjhoa:

i just rewatched spirited away and it was so amazing♡♡♡

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traversefamilypicnic:
“ is the old friends senior dog sanctuary actually overseen by benevolent grandpas. is this the scoop of 2016
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traversefamilypicnic:

is the old friends senior dog sanctuary actually overseen by benevolent grandpas. is this the scoop of 2016

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